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Master Of Puppets
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| Sep Sun , 2007 6:36 pm Why WOMEN shouldn't force MEN to go shopping |
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This is a copy of the letter that was sent to a lady who took her husband shopping with her and what he was doing while she was elsewhere in the store.
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Dear Mrs. Smith,
Over the past 6 months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Smith are listed below and are documented by our video survellance cameras.
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and put them randomly in people's carts without their knowledge
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice leading to the Ladies Restroom
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,"Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away".
August 4: Went to the Service Desk to put a bag of M&M's on layaway
September 14: Moved a "Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area
September 15: Set up a tent in the Camping Department and told shoppers that he'd invite them in if they brought him pillows and blankets from the Bedding Department
September 23: When a clerk asked he could help him he began screaming,"Why can't you people leave me alone"?
October 4: Looked right into a security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose
November 10: While handling guns in the Sporting Goods department he asked the clerk where the anti-depressants were
December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme to Mission Impossible
December 6: In the Automotive department he practised his Madonna look using various funnels
December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and called "Pick Me! Pick Me!
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speakers he would assume the Fetal Position and cry "NO! NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"
And last, but not least,
December 23: Went into a fitting room, closed the door, waited a few minutes then yelled very loudly,"Hey! There's no toilet paper in here"! |
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mad42
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| Sep Mon , 2007 7:54 am |
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| :lol: :lol: That is funny ! |
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mimnim
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| Sep Mon , 2007 2:41 pm |
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| Love it! My hubby is actually wonderful in the store, lucky me |
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StormChaser
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| Sep Mon , 2007 6:24 pm |
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| This is very stupid I would lke to say. IN fact it sure forced me to give a speedy responce. |
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mad42
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| Sep Mon , 2007 7:39 pm |
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| Now if we can only force ypou to learn how to spell ! |
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Mark2
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| Sep Mon , 2007 7:59 pm |
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| That's pretty funny, apparently the guy was either very passive aggressive or a bit nutty. Sounds like he was having fun with it either way... |
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Master Of Puppets
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| Sep Mon , 2007 8:01 pm |
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| Yeah. I've done similar stuff. It's out of fun for me though and not protest. Miss Priss however might disagree. :evil: |
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Miss Priss
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| Sep Mon , 2007 10:34 pm |
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| Yes you have pulled some stunts ChickenMan and that is why I keep my eyes on you when we go shopping. 8) |
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Master Of Puppets
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| Sep Mon , 2007 11:10 pm |
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| oooooooooo......I've gotta know what????? |
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Miss Priss
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| Sep Tue , 2007 10:45 am |
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Well one time we were browsing in La Senza (a lingerie shop) and I wasn't paying attention to where you were. The next thing I know you were shouting and waving at me from two tables over "Hey Honey look at these! Do you suppose they were made by the Kleenex company?". There ChickenMan was holding up a pair of lace underwear. I just shook my head and told him to put those down. The only thing was he was standing beside a young girl and her mother. The young girl looked really embarassed and the mother couldn't stop laughing.
How about the time when we were shopping in one of the office supplies stores when you discovered that the staff left all the display computers on with no passwords? You changed all the screensavers to say that store sucks and go shop at one of the competitors and then put a password on all of the computers. Did you forget about that one? |
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mimnim
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| Sep Tue , 2007 2:29 pm |
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| Bad Chicken Man!!! |
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Master Of Puppets
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| Sep Tue , 2007 5:37 pm |
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LMFAO!!!!!
I forgot all about that stunt! That was at Staples! I put "Shop at Office Depot. Better prices" and it showed on all the display computers! |
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thundering
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| Sep Wed , 2007 1:54 pm |
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| thats awesome. whats with the .25 thing for every post? |
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Master Of Puppets
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| Sep Wed , 2007 7:28 pm |
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| It's a way to earn "money" hopefully in the near future we'll have a "store" to use the money to purchase forum related items. |
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StormChaser
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| Sep Sun , 2007 5:28 pm |
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| Wow two love couples talking about there local city shoppings and trips. Doesn,t sound good on thie forum. We really don,t care. I see certain couples all the time in public acting stupid. Iike two of them once at wal=marts shouting at once another some 40 feet away. Not only the good custermer,s thought they are nutty but I did too. Down here in texas we act like sinceable humans in public. |
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